This makes me sad for so many reasons.
OK, first of all, “Moe” is making a “Curly” face, and “Larry” looks smug and pissed off for some reason. And yes, I’m using quotes because what we see is this ghastly image isn’t The Three Stooges, it’s “The Three Stooges”.
Everyone knows there are only 3 Three Stooges.
I mean, technically, there were 6 Three Stooges; 7 if you count Emil Sitka standing in for Larry after he had a stroke, but you know what I mean. YOU KNOW DAMNED WELL WHAT I MEAN.
(angered panting for a beat)
Goddammit, I long for the days when Larry Fine was Larry Fine.